[Krusty is being audited by the IRS.]
Oh, I can't go to jail! I got a swanky lifestyle! I'm used to the best!
I1IRS Agent #1
Krusty, this is America. We don't send our celebrities to jail; we're just going to garnish your salary.
Garnish my celery?!
I1IRS Agent #1
Please, Krusty, no jokes.
Who's joking?! [sobs] Oh, I don't know what you're saying, it all sounds so crazy to me!
I2IRS Agent #2
It simply means we will be taking part of your salary until your debt is repaid. Say, 75% for 40 years.
But I don't plan to live that long!
I1IRS Agent #1
Better make it 95%.
Oh-hoh, boy!
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