STEALING?! HOW COULD YOU?! Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives sermons at church, Captain what's-his-name? We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to see all those Police Academy movies?! FOR FUN?! Well, I didn't see anyone laughing! -Except for that one guy who made sound effects. [Homer makes a series of random sound effects then laughs] Where was I? Oh yeah, stay out of my booze.
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