Okay, piglet, start squealing. Where'd you get the lemons for this lemonade?
Uh...this is Country Time lemonade mix. There's never been anything close to a lemon in it, I swear!
Hey, nobody hassles my little brother.
Hey! And no one manhandles the bosom chum of Nelson Muntz! Spring forth, burly protector, and save me!
[After several seconds, Nelson slowly emerges out of hiding from a tree]
Aww, geez. I never hang out with him, normally.
[Nelson casually tosses the bully to the side, to the delight of Martin]
[skips around Nelson] Hark to the tale of Nelson...
And the boy he loved so dear...
[Nelson takes a swing at Martin, but misses]
They remain the best of friends for years and years and years.
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