Smithers, Mr. Burns and others in “Two Dozen and One Greyhounds”

[singing] Some men hunt for sport

Others hunt for food

The only thing I'm hunting for...

is an outfit that looks good

[to the tune "Be Our Guest"]

See...my...vest, see my vest

made from real gorilla chest

See this sweater? There's no better

than authentic Irish Setter

See this hat? 'Twas my cat

My evening wear, vampire bat

These white slippers are albino

African endangered rhino

Grizzly-bear underwear

Turtle's necks I've got my share

Beret of poodle on my noodle it shall rest

Try my red robin suit,

it comes one breast or two

See my vest, see my vest,

See my vest

Like my loafers? Former gophers

It was that or skin my chauffeurs

But a greyhound-fur tuxedo would be best

So, let's prepare these dogs

Oh please, won't you see my vest?

[spoken] I really like the vest.