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The Simpsons · Season 3

Moe and Homer in “Colonel Homer”

Fudd? I thought it took that off the market after those hillbillies went blind.

Oh, no. I went to this bar the other night and... [Moe cuts him off]

Wh-- Wait a minute. You went to another bar?

Moe, I was 100 miles out of town!

Oh, Homer.

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