Krusty, Young Jewish Man and others in “Like Father, Like Clown”

Krusty

[voice-over] My father was the most respected person in the Lower East Side of Springfield. People would come for miles around to ask his advice.

Rebbe Krustofski, should I finish college?

Yes. No one is poor, except he who lacks knowledge.

Rabbi, should I have another child?

Yes. Another child would be a blessing on your house.

Rabbi, should I buy a Chrysler?

Could you rephrase that as an ethical question?

Um... is it right to buy a Chrysler?

Oh, yes! For great is the car with power steering and dyna-flow suspension.