[Homer visits the Flanders to return a BBQ grill only to find them living out of their station wagon after the Leftorium goes out of business and his properties are seized]
Homer, I'm ruined. For me? Oh, thank you.
I know.
You know, in times like these, I used to turn to the Bible for solace, but even the Good Book can't help me now.
Why not?
I sold it to you for seven cents!
Oh.
[gets choked up] You know, ever since that barbecue, nothing had gone right. It's like there's been a... a curse on me. [and stops] Homer, Can you tell me? Tell me! What?!
[cries and tries to wipe tears with Flanders' own personal NF face towel] It's all my fault!
Wait. Is that my own personal NF face towel?
Yes, it is.
No, you tried to warn me against engaging in risky ventures! I should have known better than to gamble my family's future on some pig in a poke! I didn't listen. Homer, you are a true friend! [he and Homer embrace]
No, I was a swine. [Maude, Rod and Todd and Marge embrace as well]
[lets go of embrace] Listen, Flanders.
What?
Do you still have that store?
For two more days, then it becomes Libertarian Party headquarters. I hope they have better luck than I did.
Flanders, you open that store tomorrow.
[despondent] Homer, there's no point -
I SAID DO IT!!
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