Jacques and Marge in “Life on the Fast Lane”

It is nice to meet you... [looks at name on Marge's bowling ball] Homer.

Marge

Oh, no, no..."Homer" is my...ball's name. I'm Marge.

[chuckles to himself] Your fingers are so slender, so feminine. They're far too tapered for the ball you are using. You need something lighter. More delicate. Here. Use my ball.

Marge

Hmm...No, no, thank you, Mister - um - [looks at Jacques' ball] Brunswick.

Call me Jacques.

Marge

Jacques.

Marge.

Marge

Hmm...I'll just use my ball.

As you wish. Many people have senseless attachments to heavy, clumsy things, such as this "Homer" of yours.