HAHomer as Joseph
A pregnant virgin? That's every man's worst nightmare!
“Simpsons Christmas Stories” · Season 17
In this episode: Abraham Simpson (1)
CLCaligatus Lou
Gee, chief, I feel pretty bad trying to take out a baby.
CWCenturion Wiggum
Ah, don't worry, boys. No one will ever speak or write of this again.
[we then see Matthew, with a scroll entitled "The Gospel According to Matthew"]
MMatthew
[begins writing] What a boffo beginning for my book!
[After the Russians shoot down his brother, Cyrus] You'll pay for that, you haiku-spouting savages!
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