Laura
Sooo, God seems nice.
Sarah
He's so nice.
Laura
Ohhh...
Sarah
He's so tender. Like, earlier this afternoon I had the worst diarrhea and he acted like he didn't hear anything...
Laura
Oh...
Sarah
... you know. No jokes, no teases. Listen to me, I'm...I sound so adult.
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