Brian
You called earlier?
Sarah
Yeah, I want you to come over and do some queer stuff to my daughter.
Brian
Excuse me?
Sarah
Ya know, I mean she needs a whole makeover. I need you guys to come over and do a whole montage on her. Maker her look fabulous and stuff.
Brian
Sarah, being gay doesn't make you genetically able to do makeovers. Besides, do Steve and I seem at all fashionable to you?
Sarah
No! You guys look horrible! I thought it was just like…ya know the shoemakers son has bare feet kinda thing.
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