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The Sarah Silverman Program. · Season 1, Episode 15

Brian and Sarah in “Unfinished Business”

Brian

You called earlier?

Sarah

Yeah, I want you to come over and do some queer stuff to my daughter.

Brian

Excuse me?

Sarah

Ya know, I mean she needs a whole makeover. I need you guys to come over and do a whole montage on her. Maker her look fabulous and stuff.

Brian

Sarah, being gay doesn't make you genetically able to do makeovers. Besides, do Steve and I seem at all fashionable to you?

Sarah

No! You guys look horrible! I thought it was just like…ya know the shoemakers son has bare feet kinda thing.

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