I remember it all, you know.
Sorry?
The Sontaran, what really happened with my shoe. Don't worry, I won't say anything. They deserve a new start. We all do.
Thank you.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
I learned a long time ago that, if you're missing somebody, just look up at the night sky. Whoever it is, wherever they are, chances are they're looking at the stars just like you. Sometimes for all its size the universe isn't such a big place after all.
GCGita Chandra
(to Sarah Jane) Do you save the world every day, or is it just on Mondays?
Have you seen anything strange? I mean, around the school?
Like what?
[Clyde throws a basketball into the air and it suddenly lands on the back of Mr Chandra's neck. Mr. Chandra looks at Clyde]
CMr. Chandra
Langer! My office, now!
Look, there's something I've got to tell you. Something about me you ought to know.
You're from another planet! I already guessed.
(Noticing a car pulling up behind Clyde) Actually, Clyde it's worse than that.
(Noticing as well) Oh no. Rani, please tell me there's a good reason why our new head just pulled up outside your house that doesn't involve the word "Dad".
Coulrophobia is the fear of clowns. Johnny Depp has it.
What encyclopaedia did you learn that from, then?
Heat.
This place doesn't just take the biscuit, it takes the whole biscuit tin.
SSpellman
The fear of a mother for her young, the strongest fear of all.
You better believe it!
Rani, there is a time and a place for an interview, and being chased by a clown from outer space is definitely not it!
I'm going to offer you a choice, Rani. Cross over the road, go back to your parents and the life you lived before you moved here, and nothing will have changed. Or you can come with me. If you do that – nothing will ever be the same again.
I thought you were a journalist?
I am.
With alien gizmos in her attic? Who doesn't bat an eyelid at a shape-changing alien clown pied piper thing?
That's more of a hobby.
When it comes to getting a true glimpse of the universe there are two types of people: those who refuse to believe, that would tell themselves anything to deny the evidence of their eyes, and those that embrace the universe and just how special life is. I want it to stay that way by keeping it safe and secret.
And that's me?
That's all of us.
Look at me with my new headteacher cooking me tea! The universe really is a surprising place.
You really think anything up there has any influence down here?
I can't even have one night out without something weird happening.
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