[rummaging around in the stuff in the back of the truck that's going to the Goodwill] If you don't help that boy's daddy, I'm gonna be mad at you!
Yeah, well life's full of bitter disappointments, Dad! I have a question for you. What are you doing poking around in there again?
Well, I gotta question for you too! Where did this toaster come from?
[becomes sheepish] That toaster...? Oh... that's the one you gave me for Christmas...
[indignant] Yeah! Thirty-four dollars and seventy-five cents!
[miffed he marches back to the trailer with the toaster]
[defensively] Well it got in by mistake! How was... well, I can't... those things happen!
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