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The Rockford Files · Season 1, Episode 15

Taxi driver, Jim and others in “Unfinished Business”

TDTaxi driver

$10.45.

Jim

[hands over cash] Keep the change.

TDTaxi driver

Ten buck tip. What do I gotta do for it?

Jim

There's a trailer parked by the beach. 2354 Pacific Coast Highway. I want ya to go inside and you'll find a very crotchety old man tied up. Untie him.

TDTaxi driver

You're kiddin'.

Jim

He's my father.

TDTaxi driver

There's a punchline, right?

Jim

Whatever you got on the meter, you get from him. You keep the $10 tip.

TDTaxi driver

Add another five and you got a deal.

Jim Rockford

[Smiles and hands over another five bucks] You and my father ate gonna get along reeaal good.

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