Shh! The walls have teeth. Us Italians have to stick together, ya know! Now what is it ya have for me? [removes his glasses, taking his eyeballs and nose with them]
My... my film?
The film! The film, of course, the film! Have I ever told you how we made that film? We spent hundreds of millions of hours and dollars on that film, and, and it was a lot of cra... a bunch of cra... a whole bunch of cra... a lot of...
Uh... crap?
NO!
Oh.
Walter Lantz! No account son of a bus driver. Now get this... [He gets up as his arms rip off] If you want to be a genius, it's easy. All you gotta say is "Everything stinks". Then you're never wrong. That's how much of a genius I am! That's how I got to where I am today! Then we got smart! We are not, will not, be the janitor of these starry eyed amateurs... [coughs his teeth out into Ren's mouth] World War I... There I was, up to my elbows in Nazis. Now don't get me wrong, I'll eat just about anything just so long as it's easy to swallow. Now to make a moving picture, ya gotta have two things: Pushers and Shovers. Oh we made mistakes, but I don't regret it, No sir. [Wilbur's ear lands on Stimpy's belly] Fortunately, everybody can't be a chief. The chief is not only the right hand man, but also the left hand man. He is the short man, he is the tall man! From one man to another, he is NO MAN WHATSOEVER! Ya got that, shorty? Now get this: They either got it, or they don't got it. But gosh darn it, I can hold my water. Until the masses cry "CHEAT THE PLATE!" And I say it unto them "LET THE DOVES FREE!" Any questions?
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