HGHarold Green
(reading a letter) "Dear experts --" la la la -- "I find that everything on television is a load of crap. I prefer to use the term 'a load of bad stuff'. Do you think that everything on television is a load of bad stuff?"
Well, yeah. Yeah, it's all crap, as far as I'm concerned.
Except for this show.
Well, yeah, if you insist.
HSHap Shaugnessy
Yeah, I agree. It's all crap. And it could have been so good too, that's what bothers me. It almost makes me sorry I invented it!
Invented what, Hap... crap?
HHap
No... television!
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