I know myself, Rebecca. I'm not capable of good sex.
S2 E6Sex, Lies and Monkeys (2)
S2 E7Search and Seizure
You said she was a good person.
She is. But, but that doesn't mean you should sleep with her.
I'm not gonna sleep with her! I'm just gonna put on a Simba mask and go to a party.
And don't think for a second she won't be Nala.
Excuse me?
You know, you're putting yourself in a soup being seen with me.
I like soup. The hotter, the better.
I'll try to remember that.
[To Lindsay] Anyway, uh, I'm between relationships. And, uh, just as friends, nothing more, I thought you might want to go [to the Halloween party]. [whispers] I promise not to dream about it after.
S2 E8The Means
Eugene, you claim I don't understand. I'll accept that, I will. I don't understand what it's like to be subjected...over and over and over again. I'll accept I'll never get that. But you know a man did die here, and the "I've had it" theory as a defense to manslaughter, I'll never understand that either.
Just a legal strategy. You got yours and...I got mine.
Yeah. But yours came from the heart.
You know what, I'm going to need a little time alone with my client. Do you mind?
BBlumenfeld
That's fine.
[Kramer exits the office]
[To Blumenfeld] And I apologize, because I know this now means you have to be alone with yours.
BBlumenfeld
Thank you.
MMyra
You know what, Ellenor? Probably the only long-term sexual relationship you've ever had has been with your left hand. It was a mistake to come here. Goodbye.
Myra?
MMyra
Yes?
[Ellenor punches Myra, knocking her to the ground]
Never insult the left!
Until you've been yanked out of your car, until you've been searched because of how you look, until you see the look of fear in somebody else's eyes staring back at you simply because you're black...until that kind of thing happens to you over, and over, and over, and over, and over, you can't know.
I'm not sure it's a smart idea making it about race. Wellesley, all white jury.
I think it's a perfect jury to make it about race. Rich, affluent, white town. These are the people that are desperate to reach out to minorities, so long as they don't have to meet one.
S2 E9Save the Mule
With Helen. What's stopping you?
What? Why? She said something?
She says you seem stuck, like you want to go forward but you won't.
Well, it's just that I... I like her. That- that may be the problem. I like her.
And?
And before I go down that road I gotta be sure about... everything else. You know?
Bobby, everything else is clear.
[about Sam] You want me to arrest him?
Yeah.
To give his life meaning?
Yes.
It's not exactly what we do here, Bobby.
Yes, I know. I was just hoping...
Do you know how many cases I have... with real criminals?
You know how many clients I have, real criminals?
Thank God.
DDoctor
Well, it's a little too soon for that.
AAttorney
You're honor, can we stop this?
JBJudge Brudister
I stopped listening a while ago. Why don't we go to chambers and have a cookie?
DDaly
Are you going to let your client die?
You're concerned for her health, Mr. Daly? Let her go, and she'll hit the toilet.
DDaly
If she agrees to flip her contact, I'll get her immunity.
[No response by Lindsay]
DDaly
Ah. You represent the boss. It seems you have a conflict.
S2 E10Spirit of America
Jimmy, if you're not going to be OK with this...
No, I'll be fine.
Good.
I love babysitting murderers. Hey, you said be candid. Pay no attention to the cameras.
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