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S3 E10

The PJs · Season 3, Episode 10

Thurgood, TV Announcer and others in “A Race to His Credit”

[Thurgood does his workout-- as in, changing channels with his remote]

Thurgood

Thumb sprain! And stuck on BTV. I pray it's not the Amen marathon.

TV Announcer

It's kung-fu action like you've never seen before. See two sexy foxes and their all-girl kung-fu fighting army. It's non-stop bone-crushing destruction. Black Mama, White Mama.

Thurgood

Oh yeah! Please say "Comin' up next."

Announcer

Coming up next...

Thurgood

Yahtzee!

Announcer

...Mugged on BTV Extra Smooth.

Thurgood

BTV Extra Smooth? Do I get that channel?

Announcer

BTV Extra Smooth is available only through Deep Dish TV satellite systems.

Thurgood

Where do I get one of those?

Announcer

Deep Dish TV on sale now at the Hood Guys for only $249.95.

Thurgood

[turns off the TV] I gotta raise some money. I'd have a garage sale, but I don't have a garage. I'd have a yard sale, but I don't have a yard. [scratches himself furiously] But I got everything a need for a flea market.

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