[Walter and Thurgood are at the police station to find the missing boys]
We took some boys on a make-believe camping trip, and uh, w-w-we may have killed 'em.
Walter, NO! Nuh-uh, that's not what happened, officer. [to Walter] What's wrong with you, Walter? [to the police officer] Look, we like to report some missin' kids. That's it. The missin' kids. Yeah, that sounds better.
When's the last time you saw them?
We last saw them runnin' down the street after Red Moley scared the urine out of 'um.
Who's Red Moley?
Oh, he's a serial killer. Oh, well, actually, he's me. [chuckles]
You're a serial killer?
No, no, no, no, Red Moley is a serial killer.
And you're Red Moley.
Yes. Uh... [points offscreen] What's that over there?!
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