Mohan, Robinavitch and others in “12:00 P.M.”

Mohan

Aren't board rounds at 2:00?

Robinavitch

These aren't board rounds. I just want to remind you all of a few things, OK? So we do a great job coming up with the right diagnosis and treatment plan for our patients, but there are still some opportunities for improvement.

Langdon

Not this bullshit again.

Robinavitch

First off, always sit down at the bedside of a stable patient. It will make you a better doctor. Second, if there's a discharge to be done, do it before you pick up a new patient. The patients are very aware of the time that they spend with us, so please don't keep them here any longer than they need to be.

McKay

They complain about the wait.

Robinavitch

I get it, but for the sake of efficiency and running smoothly on our end and opening up beds and opening up rooms, let's discharge before we start with somebody new, OK? Thank you. Lastly, in your medical records, make sure that your decision-making and your notes reflect not just the diagnosis but all the thought that you put into ruling out all the critical illnesses in the differential.

Langdon

More work? I do enough charting as it is.

Collins

The hospital won't admit this, but it's less about charting and more about profit.

Robinavitch

OK? Good. That's it. Goodbye. Go.