Patrick
Hi, SpongeBob. Fancy meeting you here. [restrained chuckle]
SpongeBob
Hi, Patrick. Trying out a new look? [gets the tie off Patrick, and the latter inhales deeply]
Patrick
Yeah, I'm looking for a job.
SpongeBob
Oh, what a coincidence. I could also use a job. [Popeye impression] Myeh, 'cause I'm a little low on lettuce and I need some scratch for spatulas, see?
Patrick
It's not a coincidence, SpongeBob. It's just two similar things happening at the same time.
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