[Dwight visits Angela in the hospital to see her baby]
Oh, yes. Oh, what a beautiful child. Prominent forehead, short arms, tiny nose. You will lead millions…[whispers] willingly, or as slaves.
[cut to Dwight in interview]
That baby is a Schrute. And unless somebody taught Mose sex, that baby is mine.
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