My Bob isn't attracted to me anymore, Anita.
AAnita
Let me get you a drink.
I'm too depressed to drink. Just give me a beer and a shot.
AAnita
I'm sure it's nothing to worry about. Bob's probably just having an affair.
What?!
AAnita
Have you noticed any of the telltale signs?
Like what?
AAnita
Oh, like... he's irrepressibly chipper?
He sure is.
AAnita
Stingy with the hugs?
You know, I always have to hug 'him'.
AAnita
Is there a bounce in his step?
Oh my god, he HAS been bouncing!
AAnita
Take it from me, he's chasing strange.
Well, no one's stealing the love of my life! I'm going to follow him! [she pauses] What was I going to do?
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