I was gonna get the buffet.
I don't know why, if given a choice, anyone wouldn't get the buffet. Under what circumstance would you order off the menu?
If the menu had a five pound lobster and the buffet was soy themed, all you can eat assorted soy.
Here's what I need you to do...
Why does there have to be an assignment?
Hey, are we in this buffet thing together?
Yeah, we tell the waiter we're getting the buffet.
I did a Q&A in Shape about my healthy diet.
You lied.
In a big way. And I'm really hungry so I need you to get food for me and I'll get food for you.
Got it.
Crab claws, as far as the eye can see. Mushroom, Swiss cheese omelet. And I can't emphasize this enough, waffles.
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