A letter came for you today, Mister... Joker. By the way, you're two weeks late with your rent.
Sue me. Alas. The bitter jest of fate. The once-mighty Joker without two nickels to rub together.(To the hyenas) Yeah, yeah, you're hungry, I'm hungry. Do me a favor and eat each other, will you? (Starts reading a letter) 'Dear sir, we regret to inform you of the passing of Mister Edward aka 'King' Barlowe...' Ooh, there's good news. I hated him. '...who, in accordance with his last wishes, has bequeathed to you the total...' Two-hundred and fifty million dollars? WOOHOO!!! WOOHOO!!! WOO!!! Good ol' King Barlowe! I take back almost all the nasty things I ever said about him. (To the hyenas) Bud! Lou! Our ship has come in, boys! We're gonna spend, spend, spend! And I know just what we'll buy first.
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