Fran wants to have a baby with me.
What, you've forgotten how to do it?
This is serious, Niles. I'm not sure I really want to go through that again. All the crying and the diapers and the waking up at 4am.
Oh, sir, It's not so bad when you consider I DID ALL THAT! You know, come to think of it, you are too old to have a baby.
I'm not that old.
You have three children already. Why can't Ms. Fine be happy with that?
Because they're not... ours. Having a baby is one of those things that bonds a couple together.
Mmm. That's why we're so close.
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