[Niles is writing a sign]
Can you imagine Ms. Fine thinking I'm predictable! Me! Mr.—
[In unison] —Spontaneity.
Niles, you don't think I'm predictable, do you? [Niles shows his sign: "Of course not, sir"] Well, predictable is good, predictable is solid... Oh, God, even I knew I was going to say that.
If I were you, sir, I'd do something before she wakes up in the bedroom of another man... sion.
Niles, I want her to be happy here. How do you suppose I go about satisfying Ms. Fine?
[Awkward silence] Well, the second way, sir—
Niles!
Just shake it up, sir! Do something wild, out there, totally unexpected, I don't know. Give me a bonus!
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