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Who succeeded President William McKinley after he was assassinated in 1901? Hint: it wasn't a dog; canine-Americans still can't hold public office.
Guys, it's a trick question: McKinley's a mountain, not a president, but Mount Rushmore is four presidents; ergo, the answer is President Rushmore!
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