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The Muppets · Season 1, Episode 15

Fozzie Bear and Statler in “Unfinished Business”

Fozzie Bear

I'm Fozzie Bear, and it's my job to warm up the audience with jokes.  Ah!

SStatler

[in the audience, to Waldorf] Oh, God, we're gonna die of hypothermia.

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