Oh Dudley, Dudley Moore, Fifteen seconds to Curtain, Mr. Moore!
DMDudley Moore
(As he tries to tune his piano) Thank you, Scooter. But you see, I am having a bit o' trouble getting this piano tuned. Can you give me an A?
Sure, Easy! [Uses a hand gun to shoot at the ceiling and it reveals the letter A!]
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