Sam the Eagle and Alice Cooper in “Alice Cooper”

[enters Alice's dressing room] Mr. Cooper.

[turns to face Sam with his heavy metal makeup on his face] Yes?

[horrified] Oh, good grief! Let me come right to the point. You, sir, are a demented, sick, degenerate, barbaric, naughty...freako!

[flattered] Why, thank you!

[ashamed of this reaction] Freakos: one, civilization: zero. [leaves Alice Cooper behind]