So the girl Danny picked for me is dating you, but thinks you're me?
Yes! It only took you twenty minutes to understand that. Please, help me!
I'm fighting two urges here: Date a smart, beautiful woman I have earned through self-improvement, or help a bro get a girl by lying.
You should know we slept together.
She's all yours, Morgan.
Thank you, Peter.
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