Do you know any loose, funky-tooth, British chicks?
Droves.
Okay, I don't know what that word means but, can you set me up with one of them? I am done with American chicks, man. They're all boring and they've all told each other about me online.
Ugh, fine. Me and some of my Cambridge chumps are playing celebrity tonight, why don't you join.
I'm sick at celebrity! Who am I doing now? [nothing about his expression changes]
[after a moment gasps] Oh my god, Billie Jean King!
Exactly. [they high-five]
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