Hey, you two. Quick question. Do you care about my career and want me to succeed?
More than anything in the world.
Okay, well if that is the case, why are you sending me non-English speaking, pregnant, immigrants with no health insurance, with literally burkahs and stuff?
I thought she might be rich with oil money.
Well, she wasn't. She was poor with nothing money.
Well, why wouldn't you just tell her no?
Because I am not good at saying no. Okay? One time I left a flea market with a samurai sword. I just need a different kind of patient.
More white patients, done. [starts writing it down]
Well don't write that. [whispers] But yes.
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