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The Mighty Boosh · Season 1, Episode 15

Montgomery Flange and Howard Moon in “Unfinished Business”

MFMontgomery Flange

Lesson 49: Object Animation. What do you see in front of you?

Howard Moon

A pencil.

MFMontgomery Flange

A pencil? No, no, no! Look, it's Niagara Falls, it's a seagull, it's cheese in the shape of a question mark! It's anything you bloody want it to be! You try!... Come on!

Howard Moon

I don't know what to do. I can't make it into anything else. It's just a pencil, you stupid old git!

MFMontgomery Flange

Yes! You've found the truth! You're an actor now and I'm as hard as the cobra!

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