Come on then, let's have it. Every day you're late and every day another crazy excuse. What is it this time? Lego avalanche trapped you, did it? Your pajamas turned into nitrogen and you got stuck on the ceiling of your bedroom? Giant kingfisher came into your room and pecked you under the duvet? Got your jodhpurs caught on a magic hedgehog? I write them down, you know. What is it? A scarecrow took you to Paris?
I just had a few things to do, that's all.
That's not funny. That's not even going in the book. That's awful.
Not everything has to be funny you know... sometimes life can take a serious turn, colours can fade to black.
Have you got my script?
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