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The Mighty Boosh · Season 1, Episode 15

Kodiac Jack and Howard in “Unfinished Business”

KJKodiac Jack

Listen, boy. Have you ever had your scrotum pulled off by a mountain goat and seen him sell it on eBay a day later?

No.

KJKodiac Jack

Have you ever been rohypnolled by a swan and ended up in Cancun?

No.

KJKodiac Jack

Have you ever been to a key party with a herd of rhinos?

No.

KJKodiac Jack

Well, I have. And it ain't purdy!

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