Howard?..Howard?...Howard?...Howard?..Howard?..Howard..Howard..Howard..Howard...Howard?..Howard. Howard.
This better be good.
You know the black bits in bananas, are they tarantula's eggs?
...Please don't speak to me ever again in your life.
What's your novel about?
It's about a genius who can't get anything done because of a monkey that keeps annoying him.
You've made a classic error.
Have I?
What you've done is you've focused in on the wrong character, yeah? Now, the monkey, I'm loving him, but the other guy, I'm getting nothing off him. He sounds like a dick.
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