Wendy
Uh, Sensei Ping. Like an unborn lotus festering in the mud waiting to blossom, I come to you with humble greetings to beseech your guidance, most awesome...
Sensei Ping
(laughs) Did The Middleman tell you to recite the most hallowed verse of greetings to Sensei Ping?
Wendy
Uh, yes.
Sensei Ping
He is such a comedian. You know, most of us masters of the martial arts are actually very laid back.
Wendy
Really?
Sensei Ping
No! (slaps her)
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