[walks into Lisbon's office to see her trying on a bridesmaid dress] Hey, Lisbon. Any word on that list yet?
Geez, Jane! Do you mind knocking?
Whoa. My, my.
Van Pelt must die.
No, no, no. You look good. This is beautiful, like a princess. An angry little princess. Someone stole your tiara.
She caught me by surprise when she asked me, otherwise I never would have agreed to be a bridesmaid. Any why would she even ask me to do this? She knows I hate this crap!
I told her to ask you. I told her that you secretly wanted to be a bridesmaid.
Really. Why would you do that?
Oh, for the fun, and because deep down you secretly really do want to be a bridesmaid. Go ahead. Confess.
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