You're looking a little creaky.
Yeah, a cattle prod will do that to you.
The doctor says there's no lasting effects.
Well, that doctor should try it himself sometime. [watches as Lisbon smiles] That was a big smile.
Of course I'm glad you're back. I'm also glad we solved one without you.
You were kidnapped and delivered to me. That counts as solving one?
Hightower and the team found us.
But if I hadn't held off Rachel, they would have found us dead in a burned out house.
Oh, you held off Rachel?
Yes.
Where's my apple?
Your what?
My apple. I asked you to get me an apple.
I come through the valley of death and all you can think about is your stomach. A piece of fruit.
That's right.
An apple.
Yes.
That's just plain selfish.
Selfish. Me: selfish.
Yes, it is. You're on my couch. I'm trying to have a cup of tea. Have you finished? You called me creaky. I've been cattle prodded all week. I just want to have a rest and a cup of tea and a little sleep.
[sigh] Oh, I wish I had a cattle prod.
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