Morning.
Good morning! We're gonna be short-staffed for a while. Van Pelt's off to L.A. Thank you.
Adult education's a beautiful thing. Uh, speaking of which, uh... I've upset the ecosystem of the poker game.
I think you've been spending too much time at the museum. "Upset the ecosystem"?
Bertram's now a better poker player because of me. The ecosystem has changed. You need to adapt or die.
Who says I need the help?
Don't try to razzle dazzle me. Money talks.
What do we use for stakes? You can't play poker without stakes.
Oh, I have that covered. [lining up dinosaur fruit snacks on the table] Herbivores are worth one, carnivores are worth five.
Okay.
Deal.
What do you got?
All in.
You're bluffing. I call.
Really?
[Jane displays his hand, a pair of aces]
Okay, are you cheating?
No.
Wha—
I'm gonna smoke you.
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