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The Mentalist · Season 5, Episode 15

“Red Lacquer Nail Polish” quotes from The Mentalist

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“Red Lacquer Nail Polish” · Season 5, Episode 15

In this episode: Patrick Jane (5), Teresa Lisbon (5)

How does one person live in a house this big?

Uh, let me see. By being very rich.

That's not what I meant.

Ah, you mean morally. Well, we've been called in, so it's likely that whoever lived here paid a hefty price in the end.

This place gives me the creeps.

Normally I'd be tempted to mock your superstition, but in this case I'm inclined to agree.

Well, we could get on board and wait.

Not without a warrant, we're not.

Ugh. Rules are just so... tiresome and boring.

Uh, Lisbon, I'm sorry, but I think we might have to get back to the crime scene.

Really? That place was so creepy.

Yes. But I'm worried we might have missed something because of that.

Okay, fine. But no jumping out and yelling "boo" at me or anything like that.

I mean, seriously, what do you take me for?

I am not going to answer that because I'm a nice person.

What? We followed the evidence.

You—you did. You... followed the evidence.

Okay. Okay, I was wrong. But we followed the evidence.

You know what gave me second thoughts about Elise Vogelsong? She read too many murder mystery novels.

There you go. That's not police work. That's guessing.

You should try it sometime. Now I'm gonna go pursue Red John. Ciao!

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