[an old man with a cane walks by]
Now, this can't go wrong! [aims a cannon at the old man and fires a cannonball at him]
OMOld Man
[gets up] You fixed mah back! I'm a new man! [runs away in joy]
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
[Flapjack knocks on the door outside of Slippery Pete's then hides on the side - Slippery Pete answers it]
SPSlippery Pete
Hello?
[Flapjack shoves Slippery Pete from behind, Pete just sliding along the dock for a while]
SPSlippery Pete
I guess that's why they call me Slippery Pete. [slams into the bow of a ship and lands in the water] [angry voice] Whoever did this to me is gonna be my... [two mermaids emerge from the water and hug Slippery Pete] [over-joyous voice] NEW BEST FRAND! [gives a thumbs up]
Make any enemies yet?
No... everyone wants to be my friend...
Don't worry, I didn't make all my enemies all at once. It took me at least a couple of days.
USUgly Shipmate #1
Hey, he was cleanin' ships, now, he's cleanin' boots! We got a bone to pick with you!
Oh, no! Did I miss a spot?!
USUgly Shipmate #1
Did he miss a spot, haha! Miss... ha, so cute, THAT'S THE PROBLEM! You didn't miss any spots!
USUgly Shipmate #2
We can't even look at our ship without seeing our own reflections!
USUgly Shipmate #3
And we don't like what we see!
USUgly Shipmate #4
How am I supposed to work... [points to self] lookin' at THIS?
USUgly Shipmate #5
You even made Dashing Danny cry!
DDDashing Danny
[turns around revealing a baby morphing out of his back] [sobbing] I'm... hideous...
I'm sorry, friends...
USUgly Shipmate #1
Friends?! We're not friends! We're... enemies! [echo] Enemies! Enemies! Enemies!
[Flapjack smiles ecstatically at the fact he now has enemies]
[in song] Do you see, do you see, do you see seaweed - making babies for me and my family? Do you see seaweed seas breeding in the sea - making sweet little brothers for me?
Hey, K'nuckles! Wanna play a game? Whoever giggles first, loses! [giggles] You win! Wanna play a bathroom game? Whoever goes to the bathroom first, loses! [pause] You win! Now, how about both? [giggles] You win! [giggles again] You win! [giggles] You win!
Raah, you need to grow up, Flapjack!
But Captain K'nuckles, you taught me those games.
[to the duck in his arms] You're a full time job!
?"Little Kid"
[laughs] Wet's pway a baffroom game! [gasps] You win! [laughs again] You win! [laughs] You win! [laughs, then laughs again right after]
You need to grow up!
?"Little Kid"
[deep, raspy voice] Gwow up? I'm thawty-eight yees old! [close-up of the guy's old, decrepit face - he then smiles with many of his teeth missing, a freakish sound of thunder is heard in the background]
[stares in terror, then quickly whistles nervously and walks away]
PPPancake Puppet
I wish I could give this day a hug! [runs into the puppet theater wall and falls over] Cannonballs!
[audience laughs, even Captain K'nuckles]
[to Flapjack] Just like you!
PPPancake Puppet
Adventure! [dances] [melodically] Hm-hm-hmm-hmm-hmmm!
PPPancake Puppet
Isn't that right, Captain K'neecaps?
(stops laughing) Hey!
KNCaptain K'neecaps Puppet
Yar! How're we supposed to get home?!
PPPancake Puppet
In our big, fat talkin' boat! See?
BFBig Fat Talking Boat Puppet
Did somebody say, "boat"? Toot, toot!
He said what?
You should have seen how big they made my nose!
Don't worry, Bubbie. I'll find a way out of this mess. Even if it means never going to sleepys.
[The Next Day]
THAT'S IT! I just need to stop having adventures. Then Larry will have nothing to copy. And everyone will stop liking Pancake. I just have to stop having adventures!
But, muffin, you love adventures.
Used to. I used to love adventures.
You mean to tell me that if I go on an adventure, you're not gonna follow me?
Nope.
...I-I'm sure you'll follow me. [chuckles a bit] I'm too hard to resist! [pause; K'nuckles then starts walking away, occasionally looking behind him to see if Flapjack follows]
I'm sure gonna miss him.
You're angry 'cause you're poor, right?
I'm ANGRY because that rich kid made fun of us!
PMPolice Man
This is rock-salt.
Rock-salt?
Maybe if you squeeze it real hard, it'll turn into a diamond.
PMPolice Man
Don't bet on it. [horse licks it]
I know strip down to your unders and grease up.
[With that, knuckles reaches into his coat, pulls out a tin of fishy grease, and tosses it to Flapjack]
[Flapjack catches the tin. But he seems a little nervous.]
But-But...Captain. [he stands up and gets near Knuckles's ear] Everyone will see my... [whispers] ...purple undies.
[last lines of the series]
I guess we will, baby. I guess we will.
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