Flapjack quotes from The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack

Flapjack

[singing] Ohh Candied Island makes me smilin' dancing chews bubble gum doo doo! I'll brush my teeth on the jelly bean reef grab a pepper mint leaf drink the liquorish goo! [waves his arms in a hugging motion]

Flapjack

Exercising my hugging muscles! I'm gonna give Candied Island a big hug!

Flapjack

[in song] Do you see, do you see, do you see seaweed - making babies for me and my family? Do you see seaweed seas breeding in the sea - making sweet little brothers for me?

Flapjack

[to the duck in his arms] You're a full time job!

Flapjack

Candy bowl! [K'nuckles tosses a bowl filled with candy into Flapjack's arms; at this point Flapjack is holding a large pile of things from the candy mannsion] Candy painting! [K'nuckles tosses picture into the pile] Candy Charles! [K'nuckles throws the mansions' butler into the pile] Candy front door!

Captain K'nuckles

Ooh, yeah! Biggest chunk of chocolate I've ever seen! [rips door off its hinges]

[in the doorway] What goes on here?

Captain K'nuckles

we're grabbin' all the loot we can, buddy! This entire house is made of candy!

I know. I BUILT IT! Who are you?!

Flapjack

I'm master Flapjack, your Lordship.

Well, good day to you, young master... and your name?

K'nuckles

I'm Captain K'nuckles. [brief pause]

HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME IN MY OWN HOME!

K'nuckles

[to Flapjack] What did I do?

Flapjack

You forgot to say "your Lordship"...

[smacks K'nuckles's nose] I demand satisfaction!

Flapjack

[melodramatic voice] If danger was a beautiful woman... I would marry her.

Bubbie

Okay, we'll go little further.

Flapjack

Yes!

Bubbie

But only because you're so sweet.

Captain K'nuckles

It's the end of the world! [runs and screams in terror with Flapjack]

Flapjack

This not good!

Bubbie

K'nuckles! Have you been letting my baby drink sea water?!

Captain K'nuckles

Oh so that's not... Um, we're not supposed to?

Flapjack

[looking very sick and pale] Bubbie... I don't feel so good...

Bubbie

Yeah, well maybe next time you'll think twice before sneaking off like that.

Now, run along, young Flapjack. Your sailor's mouth is bad for business. [to someone walking by off-screen] I say, you look like you could use some surgery.

Flapjack

[glum voice] I just wanted to make a friend, is all...

Flapjack

Gee, I sure miss Captain K'nuckles when he goes away on business.

K'nuckles

[on an island talking with two seagulls sitting on a rock] So, I says to the guy, "oh, yeah?!" [laughs] So, anyway, Mom and Dad, I still haven't found that magical genie who turned you two into birds, but don't worry, I'm workin' on it. [takes out maple syrup] I'm workin' on it. [drinks the syrup]

Flapjack

[back to Flapjack - he gasps] Oh, no! Bubbie!

Bubbie

What is it, baby?

Flapjack

Dead rat off the starboard bow. Poor little fella... [gasp] he's alive! [picks him out of water] Poor little gentleman rat. Probably fell off a ship and now, he's all alone... [rat coughs] Bubbie? [whisper] Is it ok if I nurse him back to health?

Bubbie

Uhh... uhh...

Flapjack

Thanks, Bubbie!

Bubbie

Uh...

Captain K'nuckles

But Flapjack, rats are bad luck.

Flapjack

You're just saying that cause he likes to flick fleas on people he doesn't like.

Captain K'nuckles

[pauses then steps back] How long has he been doing that?

Flapjack

All day.

Bubbie

Oh no baby, is he the one giving everybody the plague?

Flapjack

What's the plague?

Flapjack

[walking up to a gang of pirates] Hey! I got something to say to you! [points to a bald pirate] Your mother's so ugly... she... she has a green bottle for a face! [points to other pirates] And your sister is even uglier than that!

He's right! She does have a bottle for a face!

Flapjack

Wha'?!

[accepting voice] You're ok!

Ahh, it's finally done! [referring to his replica of Candied Island made out of candy]

Flapjack

[high-pitched, mischievous voice] How long did it take you to build that, Peppermint Larry?

[accomplished voice] Seven years! Huh?

Flapjack

Now, I'm your enemy!--

Freeze! This is a hold up!-- [he slips and slides onto the smashed candy replica and coincidentally falls right into a jail boat idling just outside the Candy Barrel shop]

[laughs] For the next five minutes candy is free!

Flapjack

Now, this can't go wrong! [aims a cannon at the old man and fires a cannonball at him]

[gets up] You fixed mah back! I'm a new man! [runs away in joy]

Captain K'nuckles

Make any enemies yet?

Flapjack

No... everyone wants to be my friend...

Captain K'nuckles

Don't worry, I didn't make all my enemies all at once. It took me at least a couple of days.

Hey, he was cleanin' ships, now, he's cleanin' boots! We got a bone to pick with you!

Flapjack

Oh, no! Did I miss a spot?!

Did he miss a spot, haha! Miss... ha, so cute, THAT'S THE PROBLEM! You didn't miss any spots!

We can't even look at our ship without seeing our own reflections!

And we don't like what we see!

How am I supposed to work... [points to self] lookin' at THIS?

You even made Dashing Danny cry!

[turns around revealing a baby morphing out of his back] [sobbing] I'm... hideous...

Flapjack

I'm sorry, friends...

Friends?! We're not friends! We're... enemies! [echo] Enemies! Enemies! Enemies!