Captain K’nuckles quotes from The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack

Captain K’nuckles

K’nickels, quit hogging the blanket!

WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME?!

Captain K’nuckles

I said give me the blanket ba— [Kid Nickels breaks K’nuckles’ nose]

SAY SOMETHIN’ AGAIN!

Captain K’nuckles

[trembling] Uhh...uh, no.

Now, be quiet so I’s can sleeps!

Captain K’nuckles

Yeah — yeah — yes, sir. [Kid Nickels approaches K’nuckles causing him to flinch] Aah!

Ha-ha! Two for flinchin’ — two nickels! [kisses two nickels]

Captain K’nuckles

I miss Flapjack.

Flapjack

Candy bowl! [K'nuckles tosses a bowl filled with candy into Flapjack's arms; at this point Flapjack is holding a large pile of things from the candy mannsion] Candy painting! [K'nuckles tosses picture into the pile] Candy Charles! [K'nuckles throws the mansions' butler into the pile] Candy front door!

Captain K'nuckles

Ooh, yeah! Biggest chunk of chocolate I've ever seen! [rips door off its hinges]

[in the doorway] What goes on here?

Captain K'nuckles

we're grabbin' all the loot we can, buddy! This entire house is made of candy!

I know. I BUILT IT! Who are you?!

Flapjack

I'm master Flapjack, your Lordship.

Well, good day to you, young master... and your name?

K'nuckles

I'm Captain K'nuckles. [brief pause]

HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME IN MY OWN HOME!

K'nuckles

[to Flapjack] What did I do?

Flapjack

You forgot to say "your Lordship"...

[smacks K'nuckles's nose] I demand satisfaction!

[makes a "W" with his fingers] Wesssssssst.

Captain K'nuckles

Uhh, that guy looked pretty smart. Maybe we should turn back.

Bubbie

Flapjack, I'm sorry but we're running low on food, water, and overall enthusiasm. Time to go back.

Captain K'nuckles

She's right boy, this is my last pair.

[focuses on Captain K'nuckles' overalls that read enthusiasm] Overall enthusiasm, overall enthusiasm, overall enthusiasm, Yee-haw!

Captain K'nuckles

It's the end of the world! [runs and screams in terror with Flapjack]

Flapjack

This not good!

Bubbie

K'nuckles! Have you been letting my baby drink sea water?!

Captain K'nuckles

Oh so that's not... Um, we're not supposed to?

Flapjack

[looking very sick and pale] Bubbie... I don't feel so good...

Bubbie

Yeah, well maybe next time you'll think twice before sneaking off like that.

Flapjack

Gee, I sure miss Captain K'nuckles when he goes away on business.

K'nuckles

[on an island talking with two seagulls sitting on a rock] So, I says to the guy, "oh, yeah?!" [laughs] So, anyway, Mom and Dad, I still haven't found that magical genie who turned you two into birds, but don't worry, I'm workin' on it. [takes out maple syrup] I'm workin' on it. [drinks the syrup]

Flapjack

[back to Flapjack - he gasps] Oh, no! Bubbie!

Bubbie

What is it, baby?

Flapjack

Dead rat off the starboard bow. Poor little fella... [gasp] he's alive! [picks him out of water] Poor little gentleman rat. Probably fell off a ship and now, he's all alone... [rat coughs] Bubbie? [whisper] Is it ok if I nurse him back to health?

Bubbie

Uhh... uhh...

Flapjack

Thanks, Bubbie!

Bubbie

Uh...

Captain K'nuckles

But Flapjack, rats are bad luck.

Flapjack

You're just saying that cause he likes to flick fleas on people he doesn't like.

Captain K'nuckles

[pauses then steps back] How long has he been doing that?

Flapjack

All day.

Bubbie

Oh no baby, is he the one giving everybody the plague?

Flapjack

What's the plague?

Captain K'nuckles

Make any enemies yet?

Flapjack

No... everyone wants to be my friend...

Captain K'nuckles

Don't worry, I didn't make all my enemies all at once. It took me at least a couple of days.

Flapjack

Hey, K'nuckles! Wanna play a game? Whoever giggles first, loses! [giggles] You win! Wanna play a bathroom game? Whoever goes to the bathroom first, loses! [pause] You win! Now, how about both? [giggles] You win! [giggles again] You win! [giggles] You win!

Captain K'nuckles

Raah, you need to grow up, Flapjack!

Flapjack

But Captain K'nuckles, you taught me those games.

I wish I could give this day a hug! [runs into the puppet theater wall and falls over] Cannonballs!

Captain K'nuckles

[to Flapjack] Just like you!

Adventure! [dances] [melodically] Hm-hm-hmm-hmm-hmmm!

Isn't that right, Captain K'neecaps?

Captain K'nuckles

(stops laughing) Hey!

Yar! How're we supposed to get home?!

In our big, fat talkin' boat! See?

Did somebody say, "boat"? Toot, toot!

Bubbie

He said what?

Captain K'nuckles

You should have seen how big they made my nose!

Flapjack

Don't worry, Bubbie. I'll find a way out of this mess. Even if it means never going to sleepys.

Flapjack

THAT'S IT! I just need to stop having adventures. Then Larry will have nothing to copy. And everyone will stop liking Pancake. I just have to stop having adventures!

Bubbie

But, muffin, you love adventures.

Flapjack

Used to. I used to love adventures.

Captain K'nuckles

You mean to tell me that if I go on an adventure, you're not gonna follow me?

Flapjack

Nope.

Captain K'nuckles

...I-I'm sure you'll follow me. [chuckles a bit] I'm too hard to resist! [pause; K'nuckles then starts walking away, occasionally looking behind him to see if Flapjack follows]

Flapjack

I'm sure gonna miss him.

Captain K'nuckles

You're angry 'cause you're poor, right?

Flapjack

I'm ANGRY because that rich kid made fun of us!

This is rock-salt.

Flapjack

Rock-salt?

Captain K'nuckles

Maybe if you squeeze it real hard, it'll turn into a diamond.

Don't bet on it. [horse licks it]