A character in The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack
Played by Thurop Van Orman
The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack · 37 quotes
Most-quoted character in The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack: in 21 of its 37 quotes
Most scenes with: Captain K’nuckles (11), Bubbie (5)
FlapjackHey, K'nuckles! Wanna play a game? Whoever giggles first, loses! [giggles] You win! Wanna play a bathroom game? Whoever goes to the bathroom first, loses! [pause] You win! Now, how about both? [giggles] You win! [giggles again] You win! [giggles] You win!
Raah, you need to grow up, Flapjack!
FlapjackBut Captain K'nuckles, you taught me those games.
[laughs] Wet's pway a baffroom game! [gasps] You win! [laughs again] You win! [laughs] You win! [laughs, then laughs again right after]
FlapjackYou need to grow up!
[deep, raspy voice] Gwow up? I'm thawty-eight yees old! [close-up of the guy's old, decrepit face - he then smiles with many of his teeth missing, a freakish sound of thunder is heard in the background]
Flapjack[stares in terror, then quickly whistles nervously and walks away]
He said what?
You should have seen how big they made my nose!
FlapjackDon't worry, Bubbie. I'll find a way out of this mess. Even if it means never going to sleepys.
[The Next Day]
FlapjackTHAT'S IT! I just need to stop having adventures. Then Larry will have nothing to copy. And everyone will stop liking Pancake. I just have to stop having adventures!
But, muffin, you love adventures.
FlapjackUsed to. I used to love adventures.
You mean to tell me that if I go on an adventure, you're not gonna follow me?
FlapjackNope.
...I-I'm sure you'll follow me. [chuckles a bit] I'm too hard to resist! [pause; K'nuckles then starts walking away, occasionally looking behind him to see if Flapjack follows]
FlapjackI'm sure gonna miss him.
You're angry 'cause you're poor, right?
FlapjackI'm ANGRY because that rich kid made fun of us!
This is rock-salt.
FlapjackRock-salt?
Maybe if you squeeze it real hard, it'll turn into a diamond.
Don't bet on it. [horse licks it]
I know strip down to your unders and grease up.
[With that, knuckles reaches into his coat, pulls out a tin of fishy grease, and tosses it to Flapjack]
[Flapjack catches the tin. But he seems a little nervous.]
FlapjackBut-But...Captain. [he stands up and gets near Knuckles's ear] Everyone will see my... [whispers] ...purple undies.
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