[The episode begins at the store that was mentioned in Fool's Paradise, Fanny's Prank Emporium. Luan rides her unicycle outside it.]
"Ahh! My happy place."
[Luan walks inside the store, but as she does, she steps on a whoppee cushion, and it farts.]
"Welcome to Fanny's Prank Emporium!" [She finally appears on screen for the first time. She is on the latter restocking the shelf.] "We take silly seriously!" [She falls backwards off the latter and lands into a box of pranking supplies. She pops out of the box and gasps.] "Luan! My number one customer!"
[Happily to see Fanny] "Happy Friday, Fanny!" [holds up her cash] "I just cashed my paycheck. Got anything good? I've got the prank itch!"
[Approaches, carrying a box] "Oh! I have just the thing for you!" [She reaches into a box, and pulls out an exploding ink pen, much to Luan's shock.] "Exploding ink pen!"
"Mmm, I already did that on my mom. It went off in Vanzilla so I bonus pranked my whole family!"
[Flashback: The siblings and parents are in Vanzilla covered in ink. Rita is holding an exploding ink pen and a notebook. The kids are horrified, and Lynn Sr. is annoyed. End flashback.]
"Hmm, alright then." [pulls out a blue dye chewing gum] "Ah! How about blue dye chewing gum? Uhh?"
"Did that one too, on Katherine Mulligan while she was reporting a story."
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