[Daffy Duck reads a letter until the Mailman comes by.]
Um... What are you doing?
[Beat] reading a letter.
That's not addressed to you.
Oh? Is that a crime?
Yes! [snatches the letter away then gives him the mail] This is your mail.
Look. [tries to give Mailman the money] here's a twenty-spot if you give me back that letter.
Bribing a governor official is also a crime. [the "twenty-dollar money" is revealed to be a paper with crayons drawn in it.] And is this counterfeit money?!
What?! You're going to tell me that's a crime, too?! [Gets close to his face] Last time I checked, I was living in America. Ooh! Look over there! [attempts to distract the Mailman to grab the letter only for him to get pepper sprayed. He screams in pain as the Mailman drives away.]
SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PEOPLE DO NOT LET ME READ YOUR MAIL?!
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