How are you doing?
I, honestly, am in a lot of pain.
Bam! You're welcome. I call that move the kidney shifter.
No, things are just not good down south. It's...like Mississippi Burning.
I never saw that movie.
Well, it's not a comedy. Is there anything I need to know about? Has your...[indicating his package] been cleared to play?
No, I don't have anything.
Well, I don't have anything either, but something set fire to these crosses.
I don't know what to tell you, sweetheart.
How about telling the truth.
Okay, fine, you want the truth? Okay, I have been using your toothbrush for the last three weeks 'cause I can't find mine, and I left CB at a grocery store once.
Me too.
But I am as clean as a mountain stream.
I am as pure as the driven snow.
I am spotless.
Impeccable.
Unsoiled!
Unsullied!
Unstained, and I'll piss in every glass that we own to prove it!
This isn't a lab, Kevin; that's just ruining our glassware. Will you just get your equipmunk checked?
Don't start equipmunk stuff.
[as Kevin leaves] Equipmunk wrong! Equipmunk dirty! [to herself] Equipmunk make my downstairs hurty.
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